Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Definition

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Majedar Chutkule - Latest and Majedar Chutkule hi Chutkule - Mast चुटकुला

Girl : Papa Ek Ladka bar bar I LovE U bolta hai
Kya karun?
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Father : beta us se shadi kr le Zindagi mein agar dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena...

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Doctor to Aishwarya's baby:
you know who is ur Grand father?
Baby: yes, Big B
Who's ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.
Then who is ur father?
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Baby: No IDEA sirji. -:)

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Pappu : yaar jab main maru to mere maatam pe samne wale padosiyon ko zarur bulana
Peter: kyun?
Pappu : yaar us ghar ki auratein laash se lipat-lipat kr roti hai !!!

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LALU : "I love u" iska matlab ka hota hai?

SONIA : Mai tumse pyar karti hu.

LALU : Lo kar lo baat...
Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gayi humpe. :-D

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Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne gaya
Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kahana chahte ho
Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye lagaoo pls usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain.... :) :)

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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
kyu ussko?

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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied: tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Sardar: 3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar: 3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally.....

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Santa : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess‚¦
Guess
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Banta : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

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Majedar corner with majedar chutkaule and majedar time pass and majedar time..................
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Teacher:
Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

Bacha:
UPS k Maalik hain.

Teacher: Nice.

Acha ye UPS ka kya matlab hai?

Bacha: "Usman Pakora Shop" :-)

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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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Girlfriend: Its 2 tight
Boyfriend: Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,

Girlfriend: Push it in,
Boyfriend: Ah..I cant,

Girlfriend: Its painful,
Boyfriend: Forget it.
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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

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Majedar corner with majedar chutkaule and majedar time pass and majedar time..................
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Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms

Majedar Hindi Sms Sad Images With Picture Wallpaper Friendship 140 Story Sms